Yes, heavily! I’m wearing a wide, ’70s vintage, polyester GOP tie today. It was the only politically themed tie I own. I figure I’m a reverse “Bradley” voter, ashamed to let the pollsters know I’m voting for a black man. I highly value the respect I get from middle-aged suburban guys in golf shirts. “My brother!” I called out to one such guy in the A-K line this morning. He quickly charged me with attempted voter intimidation.
I had to write in the socialist candidate with the little mini-golf pencil my precinct supplied. I hope that “D” I received in handwriting in first grade didn’t come back to haunt me. Maybe I needed a mulligan.
Yes, heavily! I’m wearing a wide, ’70s vintage, polyester GOP tie today. It was the only politically themed tie I own. I figure I’m a reverse “Bradley” voter, ashamed to let the pollsters know I’m voting for a black man. I highly value the respect I get from middle-aged suburban guys in golf shirts. “My brother!” I called out to one such guy in the A-K line this morning. He quickly charged me with attempted voter intimidation.
Go America!
I had to write in the socialist candidate with the little mini-golf pencil my precinct supplied. I hope that “D” I received in handwriting in first grade didn’t come back to haunt me. Maybe I needed a mulligan.