Mar 262009
My money’s on this mystery rocker. How ’bout you? Nugent? Peter Wolf, ca. 1979? Who’s it gonna be? Give us directions to a picture for extra credit.
HVB
My money’s on this mystery rocker. How ’bout you? Nugent? Peter Wolf, ca. 1979? Who’s it gonna be? Give us directions to a picture for extra credit.
HVB
Okay, okay. I suspect we’ve joined this Battle Royale before. I just wanted to get this picture up for all to see. That *is* one heckuva rockin’ moustache!
Carmine Appice
No wait! Lemmy.
Hand over the belt and shut this thread down.
Rollie Fingers.
Because of the mystery rocker’s head position, in relation to the towel rack, it looks like he got giant hoop earings on in addition to the fat ‘stache.
ya know what they say about hoop earings, the bigger the “O”
the bigger the HO!
if the above post is homophobic or sexist, i apologize in advance.
I can’t say that I like their music, but those guys in System Of A Down have VERY entertaining facial hair.
And I still say the dude in the picture looks like Kevin Kline playing a pirate or a gypsy, esp. with the hoop earring effect.
Drum roll:
http://991.com/newGallery/Bryan-Ferry-Lets-Stick-Togeth-325690.jpg
Oh, we’re not doing rock’s least rocking mustache? Never mind.
Word is our moustachioed mystery rocker nearly lost his whiskers when he viewed that shot of Ferry.
I’m sticking with the mystery rocker. That bad boy’s a fucking victory lap of a ‘stache.
Whoever it “really” is, it’s really Mr. Mod with ‘stache. Tell me I’m wrong.
How about the guys who invented rock & roll?
http://www.williamkdaby.com/images/Famous%20Faces/Chuck%20Berry%20%2787.jpg
http://shboommag.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/little_richard.jpg
BigSteve, what’s with all these pencil moustaches you’re throwing in the ring? That’s the world’s most polite moustache. I’m not buying it. Is anyone?
Here.
No pencil ‘stache here:
http://www.epiphone.com/press/PR_JeffBaxter1.jpg
This one’s pretty manly:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wjH8uj9ArzE/SRbuhQVHbmI/AAAAAAAAB4s/K4zfi7WW3SU/s1600-h/james+brown%27s+porn+moustache.jpg
Better than JB’s ‘stache is his choker!
I will say, upon further review Chuck Berry’s pencil ‘stache is stylin’.
It’s not about size.
The hippie outlaw version:
http://www.nndb.com/people/564/000022498/david-crosby-sized.jpg
The clone version:
http://www.plunderbund.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/freddie_mercury.jpg
The retired roue’ version:
http://www.berlinale.de/media/bilder/2006/boulevard/13.02.06/panorama/130206_AT_1266_Popup2.JPG
Dating back to childhood, when my parents inexplicably took me to a drive-in double feature of Easy Rider and Hell’s Angels on Wheels, this is my most influential hippie outlaw ‘stache:
http://flattland.com/images/easy_rider_1.jpg
Can we seriously go past Lemmy in this discussion. I think not. That man’s ‘tache should go to the British Museum should he ever depart this earth. Parents will be able to point to it and tell their children in years to come, “that was what rock and roll was all about”.
Most of the ‘staches suggested so far have been respectable offerings, and I agree that the Pencil Thin can certainly be rocking. But Lemmy’s ‘stache is a cudgel, battering the competition like so many baby seals. It’s almost unfair to include it in the competition.
Now hand over the belt and let’s just drop all of the pretense.