Dave wanted to “tat” the winners. (Dude is kinda weird…)
Appetizer- misterioso– Learning to Fry Calamari
1st place and 1st choice of DVD or Blu-ray
Received bonus points for overall submission and tag line “the waiting is the hardest part”
Salad- chickenfrank – Steve Nicoise Salad
3rd place and 3rd choice (if applicable)
Points subtracted for going “blue”
Main Course – northvancoveman – Reefer
2nd place and 2nd choice of DVD or Blu-ray
Received bonus points for all-weed submission
Desert – sethro b – Fon Do Me Like That
4th place and no choice
Points subtracted for late submission
Dave Navarro and all of us here in The Back Office thank you for playing. You’re all winners in our book!
Actual winners please send your mailing address and DVD/Blu-ray preference to:
thebackoffice[at]rocktownhall.com
Thank you for your attention.
The Back Office
I’d like to thank all the little people who helped me reach this place of great honor. Meaning the leprechauns, of course, the leprechauns.
It was an honor just to be nominated among all those GREAT contributors. I hope to enjoy watching the doc with Ms. Nicoise; as soon as she answers even one of the daily letters I send her.
Now I gotta go buy a goddamm blue ray player! SHIT!