Sep 072010
Prove it all night!
In a recent thread Townsman bostonhistorian referred to Bruce Springsteen as the “Golden Retriever of rock…Eager to please, tireless, good looking, and dumb as a post.” This is a keen observation. We may learn more about our rock legends by seeing them through the lens of the canine world. What breed of dog would you assign to the following artists, and why?
- Bob Dylan
- Paul McCartney
- John Lennon
- Patti Smith
- Robert Smith
- Bono
- Paul Weller
- Rick Buckler
- Billy Gibbons
- Prince
- Jeff Lynne
- Seger
Any other rockers as breeds of dog come to mind?
Springsteen is dumb? Some evidence please.
For purposes of this discussion, I believe that’s one man’s opinion. Do you really want some nerd to dig up a JPG of his 8th grade report card? 🙂
I don’t know much about dogs, but I’d say Weller is one of those breeds with a long, tall greyhound-type build and long face but with long hair. You know what kind of dog I’m talking about?
An afghan? And perhaps “bright as a 40 watt bulb” would be better. Every time I’ve heard him interviewed, he leaves me scratching my head.
Yes, bostonhistorian, something in that afghan line for Weller:
http://www.top-dogs-names.com/images/Afghan_Hound_portrait.jpg
Thanks.
What musician doesn’t come off as not exactly bright in an interview? Exhibit A: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6XrbWSyX-8
I’ve seen and read my share of interviews with Keef in which he’s surprisingly bright. At least Keef frequently has the excuse of being stoned. Isn’t The Boss the type who’s likely to nurse a bottle of Corona with a lime wedge?
What breed would Keef be?
For some reason, Van Morrison seems like a basset hound. Short, but rotund. Cute, with sad eyes, but when you get up close it’s a little bit smelly and unpleasant. Smart yet stubborn, a bit lazy and a bark that is much, much bigger than its bite.
I had a few minutes to kill so
Bob Dylan – can’t figure it, so a mutt
Paul McCartney – Sheepdog, natch, why choose Martha, herds others CONSTANTLY
John Lennon – Airedale Terrier – smart, kind of a rascal, will chase anything, but loyal. I believe Asta was one of these, right? Good actor.
Patti Smith – she’s already a dog right?
Robert Smith – Poodle, highly coiffed, reputation for being really mean to people
Bono – Chihuahua – yappy, small, lots of tv appearances, probably smells like a taco
Paul Weller – English setter – English and setting sons, ah, screw it
Rick Buckler – Bulldog – steady plodder, looks like he ran into a wall
Billy Gibbons – Coydog, wily as a coyote, and certainly is a dog for the ladies, wears two hats if you will…
Prince – Maltese, often featured in fancy outfits, a toy dog
Jeff Lynne – Schnauzer, lotso hair but not really in a good way
Seger – werewolf, his band had the silver bullets
Not to cop out, but Bob Dylan is totally a cat.
I can see where you might think the Cop Out link is headed your way, Rick, but I think you’ve nailed it!
And that cat’s something I can’t explain…