All-Star Jam

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May 212007
 


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  1. hrrundivbakshi

    SPYWARE-FREE LYRICS

    I’m sure many of you have been as frustrated as I’ve been with all those shady Web sites that promise song lyrics and deliver spyware in return. Well, according to today’s WSJ, Yahoo Music is actually serving up publisher-approved, artist-sanctioned lyrics, spyware-free. The trade-off? You can’t copy them! WTF?!

    Anyhow, this further bit of the-music-industry-isn’t-being-killed-by-the-internet-it’s-stupid’ing-itself-to-death news isn’t really the point. The point is, I have now read the official lyrics to ZZ Top’s “10 Foot Pole,” and they do not disappoint. In the interest of screwing The Man, I’m transcribing them here for all future generations:

    10-Foot Pole

    Tidify da, sinmah gough dah hep haing ding fum gogamamo
    Stry da fings thadd awondt oont do butt any il thang thad a wondt meeto
    Shees my nurirng my nu esit seten’ ra mind at a ros reshoo
    I don loo kadang doo my net loohah leten meen you

    Hmm, I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole
    I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole
    You just don’t know what shape I’m in

    Try-da-fy thedit dern tasgoo
    Itel dang ifl eeton if airs ron wichoo
    Day me dy ron my nek
    Thars a dang ana ding doo itan beegon

    Shee kina sitn wita ly dou fang
    Let it ang wit a itin imin babee
    Ide oln lee pak da thangs yoodo
    Letut ang ifen eeton wacha ron wichoo

    I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole

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