Oct 212009
 

Party on, Sammy! See my special invitation…after the jump!



Come over to my crib!

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  7 Responses to “A Message to You, Sammy”

  1. Mr. Moderator

    My man, What’s My Line? style, I truly hope this post helps you flip over the cards of hatred and put this rare episode of ill feelings in your rearview mirror.

    I know you would trade Shane in a heartbeat for your perennial “up-and-coming” centerfielder, Matt Kemp.

    Sometimes I call my penis “The Flyin’ Hawaiian”.

  2. sammymaudlin

    You misunderestimate the power that I wield.

  3. Mr. Moderator

    This is between you and Shane. I’m just acting as a facilitator toward the Healing.

  4. sammymaudlin

    But I’m not bitter.

  5. diskojoe

    Congrats on the Phillies making it to the World Series, Mr. Mod. I never gets old does it? I hope that the re-enactment of the 1950 World Series ends on a better note.

  6. sammymaudlin

    In my blind rage and disappointment last night I failed to realize that you were trying to facilitate the healing with this post. You posted that ridiculous Grammy pic (which won him worst dressed man) and his banal “crib” vid in a way of admitting that you know that Shane Victorino is total tool.

    And what did I do? I stooped to the lowest level. I made your comment say that you called your penis “The Flyin’ Hawaiian” and I swapped the Grammy pic for the Spamarino pic (which btw I found and did not make which is further proof that his douchiness is well understood.) In short I was a Victorino and I apologize.

    I realize now that the reason I can’t stand this impish fartwad is that he represents the worst in me that I don’t want to face and it was that very part of me that lashed out last night.

    Again, to all I apologize and will try to not be a Victorino from this day forward.

  7. Mr. Moderator

    Thanks for restoring the GRAMMYS shot. If Victorino was MY centerfielder and sparkplug I’d hate him too. That photo says it all. I hope someone’s helping my man Shane save some money for when his playing days are over.

    I thought for sure you made the Spamarino pic, which is excellent. I’m glad that the Healing has taken root, my friend. Don’t worry about your dark side; sometimes you need to tap into it. That said, I’ve never thought of you as a Victorino; you’re more like a Jayson Werth.

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