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Pusillanimous

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Jan 232009
 

I got an album I’ve been meaning to grab for awhile a few weeks ago by a band called Left Lane Cruiser, from Fort Wayne, Indiana. I don’t usually look at All Music Guide until well after I’ve bought something because I invariably notice how many stars they give it first, and I don’t like that. For the most part, it seems like everything I get maxes out at three stars anyway, but I don’t like to read those kind of reviews that sort of rate things and then wonder if I’m missing some point. I’d rather decide I love something, and then read the reviews that prove to me that reviewers are missing the point, not me! Anyway, I had enjoyed my purchase (they recorded this at Suma, in Painesville, OH, not too far from here) and decided to see if it got all the way to three stars. It actually did much better, so I read the review. The review was going along well until I read this sentence:

Lo-fi is a totally inadequate term to describe their sound, a sizzling mix of Beck’s pusillanimous drums, claps, percussion, and hoots and hollers and Freddie J’s blistering guitar and husky vocals.

OK. I have to look up pusillanimous. It must mean pure awesomeosity or supreme bam-a-lam or something good, right? Wrong! At least for a drummer in a two-man band I think it’s wrong. The first definition is:

1. lacking courage or resolution; cowardly; faint-hearted; timid.

The second is even worse. I don’t think I like pusillanimous drums. In fact, I bet that’s why I think so much music is sucky. The drums are too pusillanimous. So I’ll ask youse guys. Is this pusillanimous drumming? Does Jo-Ann Greene need a new dictionary? Was Frank Zappa right when he said, “Most rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, for people who can’t read?”

Left Lane Cruiser, “Mr. Johnson”

Left Lane Cruiser, “Justify”

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Lucero

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Nov 262008
 

I’ve written this three times, because it’s always way too long for RTH, and way too fawning for me. Maybe Mwall’s “tuneless” comment is intimidating me! I found out about Lucero from a one=word post on a message board that answered the question, “Where does a Replacements fan go in this century?” A one-word answer that seemed so sure, stuck in the middle of a bunch of posts that lamented the loss of The ‘Mats and the usual, “Rock is dead now,” crap that every generation seems to say when they get bored with rock n roll seemed to say it all. “Lucero.” I was intrigued.

I missed The Replacements. I had some Uncle Tupelo cd’s while they were a functioning unit, but never saw them. I found out about Whiskeytown when Stranger’s Almanac came out, and again never saw them. I completely missed Jawbreaker. I found Lucero’s latest album (at the time) in Massachusetts the week it came out. The kid at the counter asked me who they were and I just said, “I dunno. I hope they’re good.” The album was That Much Further West and as it turns out, guitar player Brian Venable isn’t on it, and he’s a main reason I’ve come to like all their other albums more than the one I initially found. I’ve seen them several times, the first time all by myself. The last time I had six other people with me. They were my band, then they were our band. They aren’t quite everyone’s band, and maybe that will never happen. I hope it does for them, but if it doesn’t I already know that their albums aren’t the kind that sit on my shelf for years between plays, and I know in 20 years I’ll still feel lucky to have their music.

Where does Jawbreaker fit in all this? The other bands I mentioned have that Americana vibe, and share a knack for decent lyrics and nice turns of phrase. Jawbreaker shares that lyrical sensibility, and while their sound musically leans more punk than country, Lucero are big fans and Jawbreaker shares as much in their influences as The Replacements or Uncle Tupelo. The Jawbreaker song “Kiss the Bottle” is always a highlight when they play it live. I bet some of their fans think it’s a Lucero song. Their live shows are always fun, and the band can range from super tight to drunk and sloppy all in the same song, but that’s how bands that I like tend to play. I think for some of Lucero’s fans, their nods to Jawbreaker and The Replacements are just one more thing that brings them closer to their fans.

Jawbreaker – “Kiss the Bottle”

Lucero – “Kiss the Bottle”

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Jun 272008
 

The Stones had an easy time of things against Rod Stewart, if you ask me. I think I would very grudgingly concede Get Your Ya-Ya’s Out as a tie, but probably not if you really pushed me. One thing I learned is that Rod and the Faces are great once in awhile, but every day gets boring pretty quickly. I wasn’t expecting that. I thought I liked them more. Maybe that’s why I have such a low tolerance for bands like The Black Crowes.

Anyway, I think while mopping up after the fight, I’ve found some things worth keeping from the winners. Sure, they’re just sweaty towels and discarded paper cups, but I think they’re worth checking out. Cleaning up in an early round, I found a towel outside the ring, and when I wrung it out I found a song called “Criss Cross” that could replace any of the slow songs on Goat’s Head Soup and make things better.

The Rolling Stones, “Criss Cross”

I also found a paper cup with “Waiting on My Friend”, which would one day bring Mick Taylor an unexpected royalty check. He had to sue the band for the lifetime supply of Twinkies.

The Rolling Stones, “Waiting on My Friend”

I also found an unused roll of tape called “Living in the Heart of Love”. I really like this one. I like how Keith’s vocals are different from whatever Mick is singing. It’s jarring, but it’s cool.

The Rolling Stones, “Living in the Heart of Love”

I know that everyone says that Vinyl Rules, man! But here’s an example of one of the limitations of the medium. This round had to be cut short because lp’s generally lose it sonically over that 45 minute mark. That and people weren’t sure that the Stones’ generally white audience would like a slow funk song like “Fingerprint File” was originally recorded. So they sped it up, and we get a slightly Chipmunky Mick Jagger.

The Rolling Stones, “Fingerprint File”

The Rolling Stones, “Fingerprint File (slower version)”

The second version is supposedly from the original acetate. Pretty cool, huh?

And to shed a little light on BigSteve’s comments about “It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll” and its video, supposedly Mick and Ronnie were at Ronnie’s house and Mick had the idea for the song. They worked on it, together with David Bowie. Kenny Jones was called in later and did drums to make it better (he lived closer than Charlie). It was given to Keith to check out, and Keith wiped every electric guitar Ronnie put on the tape. Rumor has it that the video is Ronnie’s original demo. I think it’s one of the best records the Stones have ever made. They’ve botched it live every time, but the record itself is just perfect.

The Rolling Stones, “It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll (video version)”

There’s plenty more, but for now this will give you a nice look at what was happening outside the ring.

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Apr 142008
 

Just wait, kid. Next week you’ll hate it!

I heard something the other day about poor Generation iPod that kind of cracked me up. Until the mega gig iPods came out, most people I knew had what I would consider a handful of CDs or LPs and that was their music collection. Truth be told, they watch a lot more TV these days, and there’s nothing wrong with that. But now they’re trying to understand this new phenomenon that people with even 50 GB of music are somehow getting bored with their music.

I’d just laugh and figure that the music/media industry hasn’t known what listeners want for 20 years or more anyway usually, but then I ran into this exchange. I don’t think I actually own 25,000 songs. That used to require a truly dedicated music nerd many years to accomplish. But in these days of bittorrent it makes a situation like the first response to actually happen.

Here are a few details of my playlists that have helped me better enjoy my large collection:

1. 100 random songs than have been added in last 120 days that I’ve never played.
2. 100 songs that I’ve never played yet.

Why would anyone do such a thing? That’s like buying 9 or 10 albums and not even being interested in them enough to listen to in 4 months! I realize that this stuff was probably stolen, but why steal what you don’t even want or won’t even use?

I’ve filled another cabinet!

Most of all, I think we’re winning. Sort of. If the geeky afflicion of not having enough music (c’mon – if you’v got a spouse they’ve probably asked at least once, “When will you have enough music?”) actually creeps out into the public at large we may actually see radio station playlists change. Right?

They could change, right?

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Feb 022008
 

So I’ve been thinking about how we truly do need a “Group Grope” with the Super Ginchy Rock Combo, The Tubes!

I’m really not kidding. These guys were way ahead of the curve when they came out. I can remember dropping a quarter into the jukebox at Master Pizza and playing both sides of the “White Punks on Dope” 45, and standing on my chair and letting it wail above the Pong machine. Was I cool? Hells, yeah! I thought so, anyway (it was a pretty quiet pizza shop, we weren’t bothering anyone). The Tubes were a band that thought the kids were important. They understood that kids want sex and violence, and that parents had no idea what popular culture, their kids, rock and roll, and the freedom of a Driver’s License were capable of on an unsupervised Saturday night.

Their music holds up today. The synth flourishes tend to be a bit much, but the drum sound and the guitars are still there. The lyrics are smart and funny, and Re Styles was the greatest “Secret Weapon” any band ever had. Trust me. I saw her. I saw what she did on that motorcycle. I wanted to be on that motorcycle with her so bad. “Don’t Touch Me There” was one of those hit singles your mom cringed at when driving you to swimming practice in 1976. “What Do You Want From Life” and its final line, “A baby’s arm holding an apple,” made a lot of teenagers go “huh?” But the old man just said, “I don’t like these guys.” But I did. I loved The Tubes.
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