I got an album I’ve been meaning to grab for awhile a few weeks ago by a band called Left Lane Cruiser, from Fort Wayne, Indiana. I don’t usually look at All Music Guide until well after I’ve bought something because I invariably notice how many stars they give it first, and I don’t like that. For the most part, it seems like everything I get maxes out at three stars anyway, but I don’t like to read those kind of reviews that sort of rate things and then wonder if I’m missing some point. I’d rather decide I love something, and then read the reviews that prove to me that reviewers are missing the point, not me! Anyway, I had enjoyed my purchase (they recorded this at Suma, in Painesville, OH, not too far from here) and decided to see if it got all the way to three stars. It actually did much better, so I read the review. The review was going along well until I read this sentence:
Lo-fi is a totally inadequate term to describe their sound, a sizzling mix of Beck’s pusillanimous drums, claps, percussion, and hoots and hollers and Freddie J’s blistering guitar and husky vocals.
OK. I have to look up pusillanimous. It must mean pure awesomeosity or supreme bam-a-lam or something good, right? Wrong! At least for a drummer in a two-man band I think it’s wrong. The first definition is:
1. lacking courage or resolution; cowardly; faint-hearted; timid.
The second is even worse. I don’t think I like pusillanimous drums. In fact, I bet that’s why I think so much music is sucky. The drums are too pusillanimous. So I’ll ask youse guys. Is this pusillanimous drumming? Does Jo-Ann Greene need a new dictionary? Was Frank Zappa right when he said, “Most rock journalism is people who can’t write, interviewing people who can’t talk, for people who can’t read?”