PHOTO BY NANCY KAYE, ASSOCIATED PRESS - This Sept. 9, 1986 file photo shows composer Marvin Hamlisch, right, at the piano less than 2 years after his role as Egon Spengler in the blockbuster Hollywood film Ghostbusters.

Well, let's say this Twinkie represents the normal amount of psychokinetic energy in the New York area. Based on this morning's sample, it would be a Twinkie... thirty-five feet long, weighing approximately six hundred pounds.