Sep 172007
 

For some time, dating back to its initial introduction on our old listserv – possibly in the midst of perhaps the last beating of a dead Elliot Smith that even those of us in the Halls of Rock could muster – the term Winner Rock – and its cohort, Loser Rock – have been met with great consternation and protest. This is understandable, but the day has come to clarify these terms for use in our discussions here and beyond.


Rock ‘n roll, on the deeply passionate and nerdy level with which it is discussed in places like Rock Town Hall, was not set up for life’s “winners.” Typically, life’s winners have been content to wrap themselves in cutting-edge consumerism and McMansions. In musical terms, we haughtily imagine these folks gathering over cocktails and throwing a CD by Phil Collins or Don Henley on in the background. It’s understandable why Townspeople like us, whose lives have been saved by rock ‘n roll, might object to the introduction of the term “Winner” in discussions of our faith. In the real world, the term has become laden with baggage we’d all like to leave behind. But we’re not in the real world. The connotations of Winner Rock (and Loser Rock, for that matter) are not beholden to real-world connotations. We’re here to transcend, through whatever means necessary.

I’ll leave the Rock Town Hall Glossary definition of Loser Rock to our esteemed colleague, Oats, but to define Winner Rock, let’s first review two main functions of rock ‘n roll: one that is centered around building community and the other that is centered around self-identification. Both points of view are essential to being a well-rounded human, so don’t get the idea that a fan of Winner Rock rejects Loser Rock out of hand, or vice versa. Winner Rock aims to win a community over to a point of view, a big beat, a cause of one sort or another. Winner Rock artists are clear about their objectives and the desire to fill a bandwagon of like-minded listeners.


Winner Rock isn’t about winning itself as much as it is playing to win. In a sense, it’s team-oriented rock. For example, a Winner Rock band that I believe few would feel embarrassed liking is The Clash. The music of The Clash is not made for individual listening. Physically, of course, any one of us can and has listened to the music of The Clash in isolation, yet even when listening to their music alone, we’re being addressed in the context of a group, or team, that has a goal of overcoming the odds. I believe that a lot of folks who have objected to this Winner Rock term feel like underdogs and want nothing more than to be associated with society’s notion of “winners,” but the term underdog assumes that you’re playing the game, that you want to win against all odds. The goal of an underdog is to WIN, so embrace it when the right artist comes along!

The Clash, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, and many generally unobjectionable artists have practiced Winner Rock. It can be a great thing. It can also be a horrible thing. Journey might come to mind when you think “Winner Rock.” However, as in real-world sports, just because a team plays the game (to win) doesn’t mean you have to root for them. There are Winner Rock artists who you might feel represent what’s best about rock ‘n roll just as there are those who do, in fact, represent what’s worst. That’s OK. The term itself was created to identify a fundamental view of the role of an artist, the listeners, and their music, same as the term Loser Rock identifies another fundamental view of artists and listeners. When one of us says something like, “I love Winner Rock,” it doesn’t mean we love all bands who play with this mindset, just that we embrace the mindset itself and how it can color our listening experience. I hope this is clear.

When you have finished reading this entry in the RTH Glossary, I encourage you to read and review the official RTH Glossary definition of Loser Rock. As you have done here, please read carefully and appreciate the important role that rock ‘n roll can play in developing the self, apart from society. As I mentioned regarding the near impossibility of listening to the music of The Clash with a solitary point of view, consider listening to the music of The Kinks, especially Kinks Kontroversy-era Kinks, with the aim of feeling more a part of a movement, more a part of the whole. Try as you may, I suspect you’ll find yourself twirling that stray curl as you sit beside the bay window with a lone drop of rain running down the pane. And there’s nothing wrong with that.
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Loser Rock

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Sep 172007
 


For many on RTH, Loser Rock is the ultimate musical bete noire. On the face of it, the words “Loser Rock” conjure the image of a broken, simpering man, venting his pain by cradling an acoustic guitar, mousily whispering words of a bottomless yet superficial despair, before finally collapsing in a pile of tears. Or perhaps the term summons the memory a doomed, slovenly, possibly soused twentysomething, howling against the elements, wringing a tortured sound from his Fender Jaguar, while a rhythm section plods along with a distinct lack of commitment.

Here in the halls of rock, Loser Rock can take on mythic proportions, often becoming the convenient scapegoat for the decreased popularity of party-rock, cock-rock… in fact, one could conceivably pin the decline of rock ‘n’ roll in the public sphere at the feet of Loser Rock. The ultimate sin of Loser Rock is that it ultimately encouraged listeners to equate rock with bad times, not good ones. And who honestly wants spend time at that party?

But of course in many ways this characterization of Loser Rock is a straw argument. Re-read the first paragraph; now, do you actually know any well-known musicians who are really like that, and nothing but that? I submit that the likes of The Smiths, Elliott Smith, and Belle and Sebastian are not Loser Rock so much as they are Alone Time Rock. (Paradoxically, The Smiths and Belle and Sebastian’s cult audiences have swelled to the size of their own social sect, practically. Of course, these fans are often cited as part of the problem by the anti-Loser Rockers. But that’s a whole other essay.)


That said, there is something called Loser Rock and it can be a positive or a negative. At its best – when acts like The Replacements, Aimee Mann, Nirvana, and Quasi are firing on all cylinders – Loser Rock owns up to reality. If Winner Rock thrives on the delusion that the odds can be defied (hence its frequent connection with sports), Loser Rock achieves catharsis by facing failure and articulating it accurately and perfectly. Sometimes, shit goes down and it’s best not to pretend otherwise. Loser Rock can allow you to wallow, and sometimes we all need a good wallow. But that’s not the only way. For a time, The Replacements showed us how to turn losing into a good party. Aimee Mann displayed the effectiveness of a precisely worded and dryly delivered summation of a losing situation. Nirvana wedded hopeless desperation to corrosive guitars and a rhythm section that frankly eats Winner Rockers for dinner. Quasi have entire albums that act as the indie-rock equivalent of Peter Finch’s famous Network speech, or perhaps Alec Baldwin’s in Glengarry Glen Ross. Get mad, sons of bitches.

In contrast, it seems to me, Winner Rock as Mr. Moderator defines it, is an almost abstract concept. The Clash addresses its audience as a whole? Doesn’t this tie in with that great band’s worst attribute – their rhetoric? I’m not convinced that Winner Rock is not, in fact, best represented by Survivor and Journey.

One final point, and an olive branch of sorts: An appreciation of Loser Rock does not mean one cannot also listen to Winner Rock. The point is that a person should be able to access a wide variety of emotions in their music collection, if they so choose. One day you might want to hear “Eye of the Tiger.” Another day you might want “Needle in the Hay.” Must every song be connected to “Satisfaction”?

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Aug 202007
 

Fogerty Syndrome, named after Creedence Clearwater Revival leader John Fogerty, refers the musical phenomenon of having a chip on one’s shoulder for reasons known only to one’s self. Also known as Eric’s Burdon.

Ever notice how pissy and pissed off John Fogerty is in his music with Creedence Clearwater Revival and beyond? Fogerty packs a powerful rock package, but warmth and loving vibrations are nowhere to be found. He’s always singing like he’s said what he’s had to say three times already and this fourth time sure as hell is going to be the last time he says it, so listen up! Maybe it’s just the way the good lord made him, but he performs with the flinty eyes of drill sergeant.

A closer examination of his lyrics may make one question what exactly’s gotten under Fogerty’s skin. The guy gives no clues as to his personal life – there are no songs about being deserted by his mother or being torn apart by a lost love. Rather, he works in Chuck Berry territory, but with a major chip on his shoulder…about…something. It’s one thing to approach a biting social commentary song like “Fortunate Son” from this hellbent angle; it’s quite another to push the lyrics of “Willie and the Poor Boys” and “Centerfield” through clenched teeth. Centerfield? No coach in his right mind would put Fogerty in centerfield; he’s not fit for a position requiring such range and fluidity. I’d pen Fogerty up for 8 innings, then stick him in to close games, packing nothing but heat and a badass attitude.

What’s up, Fogerty, do you ever, you know, just chill?

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Aug 142007
 

Under the guidance and wisdom of Townsman E. Pluribus Gergeley, we have officially defined the oft-cited Sam Ash Sound.

The Sam Ash Sound is the sound produced by any brand new instrument sold at any Sam Ash music store. A typical Sam Ash electric guitar sound can be heard when a brand new electric with super-light strings is removed from a rack and amplified by a Crate-like monstrosity with control settings all at “5,” except for treble, which is consistently set at “8” or “9.”

Drumwise, the Tama Corporation does it’s best to deliver the goods (see video following jump). As stated previously, there is a heavy emphasis on treble and cleanliness.

Recording equipment sold at Sam Ash stores magically captures the Sam Ash Sound, even when recording instruments that were not purchased at one of their locations! However, Sam Ash sales representatives strongly recommend recording with the full arsenal of Sam Ash-approved instruments. Although the chain will not confirm this, some believe that the Sam Ash manages to maintain its distinctive level of quality through an exclusive deal with major instrument manufacturers on their factory rejects.

The Sam Ash Sound is captured in all its glory at Karaoke bars across the country and, specifically, in New Hope, Pennsylvania, where it is played in all it’s techincal perfection by balding musicians with pony tails and macrame belts.
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Feb 272007
 


An amalgamation of the 12-string guitar, the high-strung guitar, improvements in acoustic guitar circuitry, and burgeoning ’80s cult worship of The Byrds and Big Star. In short, the 128-string guitar represented every Southern jangle-pop fan’s wet dream.

The style probably has its roots in George Harrison’s All Things Must Pass album. Think of songs like “My Sweet Lord”, with producer Phil Spector layering lord knows how many guitars to push along that simple progression.

Peter Holsapple & Chris Stamey, “Geometry” (from Mavericks, as broadcast on WFMU)

As a device, the 128-string guitar came to prominence in the early ’90s, spanning mainstream country-pop through alternative jangle-pop artists. The 128-string guitar dominated the sound of the highly anticipated, among rock nerds, Chris Stamey-Peter Holsapple reunion, Mavericks. For some, this album was a godsend, with every possible jangly guitar tone encompassed in each deliberately strummed chord. For others, this album was a major letdown, with the 128-string guitar negating any overtones and interesting rhythms that might interfere with the listener’s appreciation of each and every lush chord.

The 128-string guitar would also make its appearance on gentle songs by the likes of Matthew Sweet, Bill Lloyd, Tommy Keene, and Teenage Fanclub as well as infiltrate the huge radio hits of Tom Petty. Although the 128-string guitar has proven itself a useful and effective tool, the watchdog organization Rock Town Hall cautions against its abuse.

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Feb 012007
 

From the late 1940s until, arguably, the early 1960s, music fans in search of “serious,” academically rigorous and technically exacting music – that was not of the classical idiom – frequently turned to big band leader Stan Kenton. Kenton’s band offered everything these brainy music listeners sought: music engineered (and I choose that word very carefully) for maximum impact, a well-considered rationale for each and every composition, technically gifted soloists – really, everything the brainiac-aesthete desired.

Today, nearly 30 years after Stan Kenton’s passing, his legacy remains, taking many forms. Though the likes of Rick Wakeman and Steve Howe may have fallen into relative disfavor, modern-day Kentonites find much to enjoy in the posthumous releases of Stevie Ray Vaughan, the latest Eno album, and — if approached from the right angle — The Arcade Fire, The Decemberists, Jason Falkner, Polyhonic Spree, and many more. That guy in college who rhapsodized over the animal sounds Adrian Belew could coax out of his battered Musicmaster? Kentonite. The bass player in your band, who can’t talk about Sly and the Family Stone without going off on a tangent about how Larry Graham invented “poppin'” and “slappin'”? Kentonite. The Zappa freak who’s still trying to explain why you should care about Frank’s all-synclavier album, Jazz From Hell? Kentonite, all the way.

And it’s easy to fall prey to Kentonite thinking. It makes you feel smarter than the average bear. It helps compartmentalize loose, wiggly rationalizations for liking unpopular things. In a place like Rock Town Hall, we’re expected to have reasons for liking things – and that’s why the charges of Kentonism fly so freely around these parts.

So…are you a Kentonite? Of course you are!

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Jan 292007
 

Contributed by Townsman Rick Massimo.

Rug harmonies are usually wordless, usually complex, and usually thickly overdubbed to produce more vocal parts than there are band members, but always, they’re background vocals that exist for their own sake rather than the emotional illumination of a lyrics or cuing the listener to a visceral sing-along chant.

Prime classic examples come from Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, with The Byrds close behind. A more recent, particularly awful example would be REM‘s “Orange Crush,” which lacks even the selling point of complexity and consists of a coupla guys moaning dolefully in the service of “we need some other part here.”

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