Feb 232008
General Slocum has generously supplied the answers… you supply the questions. Greatest number correct wins FIFTY THOUSAND DOE-LAHRS!
No, wait… make that a coveted RTH No-Prize.
Here are your answers:
1. Referring to headphones as “cans.”
2. Twice, but only because the first one wouldn’t play.
3. As if!
4. “Sweet Home Alabama”
5. N/A
6. It gives me a headache just looking at the cover, but the last song on side one makes up for the rest.
7. Envelope filter.
8. I have to admit, I would just pretend I had, and hope no one asked.
9. Wally Cox.
1. Referring to headphones as “cans.”
Your first time recording in a real studio, what did you try, in order to make it seem like you were an old hand who belonged there?
2. Twice, but only because the first one wouldn’t play.
Have you ever punched a drummer?
3. As if!
Would you be willing to get a tattoo in an intimate area of your body in order to earn a big paycheck playing in the reconstituted Guns & Roses?
4. “Sweet Home Alabama”
What would be track one on your Sufjan Stevens-inspired, four-disc, all-covers tribute to the fifty states?
5. N/A
Is hvb the handsomest Townsman?
6. It gives me a headache just looking at the cover, but the last song on side one makes up for the rest.
Would you buy another copy of Trout Mask Replica if you saw it in a yard sale?
7. Envelope filter.
What effects box makes you go postal?
8. I have to admit, I would just pretend I had, and hope no one asked.
Would you be willing to get a tattoo in an intimate area of your body in order to earn a big paycheck playing in the reconstituted Guns & Roses?
9. Wally Cox.
What is your preferred porn pseudonym?
BigSteve wins!!!
. Referring to headphones as “cans.”
What is the jargon of someone who’s never seen listened to Howard Stern?
2. Twice, but only because the first one wouldn’t play.
How often was I a physician when I was five years old?
(Can’t top Steve’s)
3. As if!
What is the favorite phrase of Blue Meanie that was stolen from her by “Clueless”? (She does say the word shit far more often, at least until lent.)
4. “Sweet Home Alabama”
What three words have the least to do with each other?
5. N/A
What is the way to answer #5 in every poll by Mr. Moderator?
6. It gives me a headache just looking at the cover, but the last song on side one makes up for the rest.
Is this the question I actually meant when I answered 5?
7. Envelope filter.
What is that blue paisleyish pattern that you see right before you almost pass out on whippets?
8. I have to admit, I would just pretend I had, and hope no one asked.
What is the the fear that Ron Wood had upon joining the Rolling Stones regarding bestiality?
9. Wally Cox.
Who’s the guy on Hollywood Squares that people always confuse with George Gobel, especially when he hasn’t refilled the ring with the U on it.
I guess listening to Howard Stern would have been difficult enough in that question. Sorry.