Interesting how rehab has turned Eddie from a Simpsons Crazy Cat-Lady lookalike into a kind of redneck country ham-eatin’ good ol’ boy archetype. The Richard Petty driving school togs may be helping there.
And congrats, Oats, for being so quick on the draw. Was it that obvious?
July 27, 2006
The Van Halen guitarist has partnered with an adult film director to write and perform two songs for one of his upcoming, um, films.
Eddie Van Halen has teamed up with adult video director Michael Ninn to write and perform two songs for his upcoming Ninn Worx production, Sacred Sin. The rocker makes no excuses for his decision to work in the adult industry. “I’m working with a friend — very simple,” Van Halen told adult site AVN.com. “I like his work. Michael Ninn is like a Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just…sensual.” To Ninn’s “sensual” cinematography, Van Halen will add two tracks tracks, “Rise” and “Catherine,” the latter of which is a remix of the theme to a Ninn film of the same name and has “a ‘Kashmir’-Led Zeppelin kind of feel to it now,” Ninn told AVN.
Sacred Sin, which Ninn said is aimed at the “couples market,” will be available on Sept. 13 and will feature music videos for both Van Halen songs. But Van Halen fans who prefer their sex tapes soft-core needn’t worry: Ninn is also cutting a non-explicit version of the movie which will be called Rise. No release date has been set.
Mr. Mod’s favorite guitarist, Edward Van Halen.
WINNER!!! Stay tuned for your no-prize.
I was gonna say Eddie Izzard after a very rough weekend.
Interesting how rehab has turned Eddie from a Simpsons Crazy Cat-Lady lookalike into a kind of redneck country ham-eatin’ good ol’ boy archetype. The Richard Petty driving school togs may be helping there.
And congrats, Oats, for being so quick on the draw. Was it that obvious?
It kinda was. Is it just me, or does he look a little like Russell Crowe in this pic?
Russell Crowe mixed with Keiffer Sutherland.
Jack Elam or Randall “Tex” Cobb
Randall “Tex” Cobb! Excellent!
I had no idea:
Eddie Van Halen Scores Porn
July 27, 2006
The Van Halen guitarist has partnered with an adult film director to write and perform two songs for one of his upcoming, um, films.
Eddie Van Halen has teamed up with adult video director Michael Ninn to write and perform two songs for his upcoming Ninn Worx production, Sacred Sin. The rocker makes no excuses for his decision to work in the adult industry. “I’m working with a friend — very simple,” Van Halen told adult site AVN.com. “I like his work. Michael Ninn is like a Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just…sensual.” To Ninn’s “sensual” cinematography, Van Halen will add two tracks tracks, “Rise” and “Catherine,” the latter of which is a remix of the theme to a Ninn film of the same name and has “a ‘Kashmir’-Led Zeppelin kind of feel to it now,” Ninn told AVN.
Sacred Sin, which Ninn said is aimed at the “couples market,” will be available on Sept. 13 and will feature music videos for both Van Halen songs. But Van Halen fans who prefer their sex tapes soft-core needn’t worry: Ninn is also cutting a non-explicit version of the movie which will be called Rise. No release date has been set.
In case you wanna hear ’em — just *hear* ’em, mind you:
http://www.stereogum.com/archives/mp3/new-eddie-van-halen-porn.html
okay, so i don’t have time to sit and listen to this eddie vh porn stuff, but i had to chime in because the page contains the following awesomeness:
“[porn director] Michael Ninn is like Spielberg to me: the imagery, the way he makes things look, just sensual,” Eddie explained.”
and one of the comments is: “Runnin’ with the Dildo”
nice.
You can poke your eye out doing that.
Seriously. Sounds very dangerous.