Aug 062008
 

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  48 Responses to “I Wanna Be…the Last Man Standing!”

  1. …Your Man

  2. Mr. Moderator

    …Sedated

  3. …a Lifeguard

  4. saturnismine

    …adored

  5. saturnismine

    Oats, I laughed VERY hard when I read your answer. Thank you very VERY much.

  6. Hey Saturn,

    Glad you like it! Thanks.

  7. hrrundivbakshi

    Loved

  8. hrrundivbakshi

    Drive You Home

    ZZ TOP!

  9. hrrundivbakshi

    Whoops — I guess “I Wanna Be Drive You Home” doesn’t quite work, does it? Oh, well. How about this one:

    Your Lover

    PRINCE!

  10. …Black

    (How did I get to that one before Mr. Mod?)

  11. Mr. Moderator

    …Your Boyfriend

  12. BigSteve

    … your driver. (Chuck Berry)

  13. sammymaudlin

    …your beast of burden

  14. BigSteve

    [The only place that] I wanna be — Lavender Hill for me. (Kinks)

  15. mockcarr

    Well (Ramones)

  16. mockcarr

    Free (Monkees)

  17. Mr. Moderator

    “I’ll NEVER be your beast of burden,” Sammy!

    All of a sudden I’m Stones lyrics expert around here.

  18. alexmagic

    …a Cowboy (and you can be my cowgirl)

  19. Mr. Moderator

    Great One, must “I Wanna Be” be part of the song title itself, or does a song like The Undertones’ “Male Model” count because the title flows right out of “I Wanna Be”? If so, I’m standing tall (for however short a time).

  20. alexmagic

    If that variation counts, I’m undercutting you with:

    …famous, a star of the screen

  21. BigSteve

    I’ve been listening a lot to the western swing compilation Doughboys, Playboys, and Cowboys lately. I really didn’t know anything about western swing before, and the stuff on there is great.

    Anyway there’s this great song by Patsy Montana and the Prairie Ramblers:

    I want to be a cowboy’s sweetheart
    I want to learn to rope and to ride
    I want to ride o’er the plains and the deserts
    Out west of that great divide
    I want to hear the coyotes howlin’
    While the sun sinks in the West
    I want to be a cowboy’s sweetheart
    That’s the life I love the best

  22. BigSteve

    … alone. (Marlene Dietrich)

  23. Judge rules it has to be to be in the title, although parentheses are acceptable.

  24. Mr. Moderator

    Thank you, judges.

  25. Mr. Moderator

    …a Girl (the pleasantly plump King Khan)

  26. BigSteve

    …lieve (a song written by Big Al Anderson and sung by Patty Loveless)

  27. …Like You

  28. mockcarr

    With You

  29. alexmagic

    …Rich

  30. …Your Joey Ramone

  31. mockcarr

    A Flintstone

  32. holy shit mockcarr, you just jogged some major lost memory for me.
    screaming blue messiahs
    wow!

  33. alexmagic

    …an Airborne Ranger

  34. BigSteve

    … Evil. (Eartha Kitt)

  35. sammymaudlin

    “I’ll NEVER be your beast of burden,”

    Told ya I wasn’t a lyrics guy. This is clearly some BDSM fantasy projection on my part. Sorry.

    Move along.

    Oh,

    …Santa Claus (Ringo Starr)

    I win!

  36. Jackie Onassis.

    Human Sexual Response

  37. sammymaudlin

    …loved by you (Ginger on Gilligan’s Island)

  38. BigSteve

    There’s an obscure Dylan song that turned up on the Biograph box. It has a great rhyme:

    I wanna be your lover, baby
    I wanna be your man
    I wanna be your lover baby
    I don’t wanna be hers
    I wanna be yours

  39. Frankly, mockcarr is winning this on obscurantist points: excellent, excellent call on the SBM tune. However, my wife — possibly the biggest Humans fan on the planet — disqualifies chickenfrank: the necessary phrase isn’t in the title.

  40. mockcarr

    A Bear (Descendents)

  41. Mr. Moderator

    …Live (The Ramones)

    Obscurantist points are cool, but who’s standing now?

  42. Mr. Moderator

    Never mind that last one…I feel like HVB and his retracted ZZ Top nomination. Damn! I’ll be standing yet!

  43. BigSteve

    … Around (a Johnny Mercer song sung by Tony Bennett)

  44. Mr. Moderator

    …Your Underwear (Bryan Adams – yuck!)

  45. Robbie Fulks – I Wanna Be Mama’d

  46. mockcarr

    A Beatle (Glen Cornish and the Unbeatables)

  47. Naked (Screeching Weasel; it’s on 1988’s Boogadaboogadaboogada); I think that takes the belt, no?

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