Apr 012011
 

Typically, Townspeople suggest one of two types of Last Man Standing topics: those that seem like they may be so specific that the topic is exhausted after 4 entries and those that promise to break the magical mark of 200 entries. Today’s Last Man Standing, suggested offlist by Townsman andyr’s better half, certainly opens the floodgates to the latter variety: songs about rivers.

Now, we can go at least 2 ways with this: songs about specific rivers or all songs about rivers in general. I briefly considered seeing if we could find a song for every river in the rocking, English-speaking world, until I looked it up and found that there are about 250,000 rivers in the United States alone. We’re good, but not that good.

Since I don’t want to exclude one of the most excruciating title tracks in rock history, Bruce Springsteen‘s nonspecific “The River” (now played and, therefore, off the board), let’s keep this competition open to all (almost, see next exclusion) river-referencing rock songs. The judges will, however, rule harshly against streams, creeks, bays, oceans, lakes, ponds, and any other tributaries that fall outside the category of river.

The only other exclusion, just because I need to be a bit of a dick and encourage a degree of difficulty, will be repeat entries of any songs citing the Mississippi River. The first “Mississippi River” entry will be the last one allowed.

Let it flow!

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  126 Responses to “Last Man Standing: River Songs”

  1. “Black Water”, Doobie Brothers. Sorry to hog the Mississippi.

  2. 2000 Man

    Dead River by Big Dipper

  3. alexmagic

    “River of Dreams” by the artist W. Martin Joel

  4. 2000 Man

    Following the River – The Rolling Stones

  5. Since Gregg mentioned Black Water, is Big River excluded? I don’t think Johnny Cash ever mentioned the Mississippi by name.

  6. And while I’m waiting for a ruling, I’ll say Somewhere Down the Lazy River by Robert “Robbie” Robertson.

  7. bostonhistorian

    R.E.M.’s “Cuyahoga”

  8. Then what makes you think it’s the Mississippi? I’ll leave it to you to judge. Thanks for playing by the rules.

  9. The Standells’ version of “Dirty Water,” which namechecks the River Charles.

  10. cherguevara

    Joni Mitchell’s “River”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM3vKiaKe_w

  11. misterioso

    No question that’s the Big River in question: the song travels down the river from St. Paul, Minnesota, all the way to the Gulf of Mexico, passing through various cities along the way. “Cavortin’ in Davenport”,” no less! A truly great song.

  12. misterioso

    [Donning pince-nez] That’s Somewhere Down the *Crazy* River, unless Robbie did a mash-up with Hoagy Carmichael. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQwCi8f3iuk

    Incidentally, though not much of fan of Robbie’s solo work, am I the only one who remembers his performance on SNL (1988?1989?) of Crazy River as being really great? Can’t find it on the youtube.

  13. Neil Young, “Down by the River”

  14. mockcarr

    Green River by CCR

  15. Los Lobos, “Down on the Riverbed”

  16. trigmogigmo

    Talking Heads (originally Al Green) “Take Me to the River”

  17. Talking Heads’ “Cities,” with that “It’s only the river/It’s only the river” line, regarding the smell of some rust belt city, if memory serves.

  18. misterioso

    There’s a great song by Ian Tyson (of the Canadian folk duo Ian & Sylvia) called “Song for Canada” that was also recorded by Dylan & the Band in the Basement Tapes sessions but not released except as part of the “Genuine Basement Tapes” bootleg collection, where it was mis-named (though appropriately) “One Single River.” It is a wonderful song and the Basement Tapes performance is glorious. It is a plea for Canadian unity, as I understand it. Wish I could provide a link, but…

    One single river always flowing to the sea
    One single river rolling in eternity
    Two nations in this land that lies along its shore
    But just one river rolling free.

  19. cherguevara

    River deep, Mountain High.

  20. Waist Deep in the Big Muddy by Pete Seeger

  21. Harry Belafonte doin’ up “The Next Big River” ages ago before the Calypso album became his Sgt. Pepper.

  22. Oh, and “Boat on the Charles” by Turd Runtgreen.

  23. cherguevara

    Many rivers to cross.

  24. Merle Haggard – Kern River

  25. Bob Dylan – Watching the River Flow
    Brian Eno – By This River
    Pete Townshend – Till All the Rivers Run Dry
    Nick Mason’s Fictitious Sports – Hot River
    Sparks – I Bought the Mississippi River

    And the prize for the stupidest “river” title goes to Van Morrison with ” You Don’t Pull No Punches, But You Don’t Push the River”.

  26. I know you’re still pretty new to this, tonyola, so we’ll leave all but one of your entries (remember the “One Mississippi” rule). We try to limit ourselves to one entry per post, so there’s a steady accumulation of entries until the last one is reached. All that said, you just took “Watching the River Flow” from my fingertips. Damn!

  27. Joe Cocker’s “Cry Me a River.”

  28. machinery

    Cry me a river — the Joe Cocker version.

  29. This River Is Wild – The Killers
    Find A River – REM
    Honeysuckle Blue – Drivin n Cryin – “Have you ever seen the blue ridge mountians or hte Chattahoochee”
    Kevn Kinney – Chattahoochee Coochee Man
    To The River – John Mellencamp
    The Knack – River of Sighs

  30. Pixies – River Euphrates

  31. tonyola

    The fact that my “Mississippi” song was by the always-fun Sparks rather than some whiny singer-songwriter makes it valid.

  32. Once again, that’s a lot of wasted comments crammed into this one response. How are we going to reach 200 entries if we keep this up? 🙂

  33. BigSteve

    The River Hymn, the last track on The Band’s Cahoots album.

  34. “Where the river flows” – Collective Soul

  35. “Yellow River” by I. P. Freely
    ….sorry…I was about to burst!!!

  36. Proud Mary – CCR

  37. alexmagic

    “Yes, The River Knows” by Morrison, Manzarek and Friends

  38. “Sitting by the Riverside,” The Kinks.

    LMS!

  39. bostonhistorian

    Billy Joe MacAllister jumped off the Tallahatchie Bridge….

  40. Nick Drake, “River Man”

  41. bostonhistorian

    The Melodians sat by “The Rivers of Babylon”. I guess reggae doesn’t count?

  42. We’re counting reggae, country, and other closely related genres that had high points during and were incorporated by the rock era. Pre-war blues, showtunes, “standards,” opera, classical, and the like are EXCLUDED.

  43. I was just trying to remember the name of that bridge!

  44. misterioso

    What a great song, by the way. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZt5Q-u4crc

  45. misterioso

    Byrds, “Ballad of Easy Rider.” The river flows, it flows to the sea, wherever that river goes, that’s where I want to be…” Said to have been scribbled on a napkin by Bob Dylan and handed to Peter Fonda to give to Roger McGuinn. Or something.

  46. misterioso

    Please sir, may I be allowed Woody Guthrie’s Roll On, Columbia? I am sure there’s a rock version.

  47. Randy Newman, “Burn On” It’s about the Cuyahoga.

  48. bostonhistorian

    Madness, “Night Boat to Cairo”. It’s just gone noon, half past monsoon/on the banks of the river Nile

  49. “London Calling” by El Clash Combo…”‘Cuz London is drowning, and I live by the river!….. ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-woooo!”

  50. River Song — Dennis Wilson off Pacific Ocean Blue.

  51. Pete “I wish I’d never joined a band” Townshend – “The Sea Refuses No River”

    In case you don’t know what I’m referring to, old jabber-jaw Pete has been yakking to the press again: http://www.nme.com/news/the-who/55640

    (Though, I’m sure “All The Best Cowboys Have Chinese Eyes” would have been immediately snatched up by a label if he’d been a solo act and didn’t have The Who catalog behind him….Yeah, right.)

  52. tonyola

    I’m a little horrified that I can remember this one. I can’t remember my shoe size but my capacity for recalling bad songs sometimes seems unlimited. I’m not happy about that. Please forgive me but here goes…

    Osmonds – Down By the Lazy River

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zji4K3izQdA

  53. Van Morrison – You Don’t Pull No Punches, But You Don’t Push The River”

  54. Paul Simon, “The Cool, Cool River”

  55. cliff sovinsanity

    The Nile – Pink Floyd
    River Euprhates – Pixies
    The River of Water – Yo La Tengo
    Mango Pickle Down River – MIA
    Travelin’ Riverside Blues – Led Zeppelin, Hindu Love Gods, et al.

  56. The Grassroots: The River Is Wide

  57. Bob Dylan – Red River Shore

  58. BigSteve

    The man said “songs about rivers” not every song that ever happened to mention a river in passing.

  59. cherguevara

    Prefab Sprout – Dandy of the Danube.

    LMS!

  60. The Alarm – Let The River Run Its Course

  61. plasticsun

    Moon River

  62. The Walkabouts – Drag This River

  63. cherguevara

    Come Sail Away, Styx. Ha ha!

  64. plasticsun

    Whiskey River – Willie Nelson

  65. Billy Lee Riley – Suwanee River Rock

  66. BigSteve

    I’m only pince nezing because I love that record, but it’s Swanee River Rock (and yes I know that’s not how the river’s name is actually spelled).

  67. Black Muddy River – Grateful Dead

  68. I was typing from bad music memory and good knowledge of geography.

  69. The Gories – Goin’ To The River

  70. “Washing of the Water” Peter Gabriel. Starts “River, river carry me home”.

  71. Rivers Cuomo – Buddy Holly

  72. “Old Folks at Home” Stephen Foster.

  73. I guess I need a ruling on his one: “The Blue Danube” Johann Strauss. Do instrumentals count?

  74. In this case it doesn’t matter: classical music is ineligible.

  75. I guess you are referring to the description “river-referencing rock songs”. I think Stauss rocks (in a waltzy kind of way) but to each his own. I’m assuming my previous entry is also ineligible.

  76. I’m sorry, it was in the Comments that I clarified. I thought I had that in the body of the post. My bad, as the kidz say.

    We’re counting reggae, country, and other closely related genres that had high points during and were incorporated by the rock era. Pre-war blues, showtunes, “standards,” opera, classical, and the like are EXCLUDED.

  77. cherguevara

    I already used the Danube anyway…

  78. cherguevara

    Sufjan Stevens: Decatur

    “Sangamon River it overflowed
    It caused a mudslide on the banks of the operator”

  79. Tear Stained Eye – Son Volt

    Reference to a river overflowing.

  80. A repeat Danube reference, however, would be OK because the “One Mississippi” rule only applies to the Mississippi.

  81. “Has anybody seen the bridge?
    Bridge?
    Have you seen the bridge?
    I ain’t seen the bridge!
    Where’s that confounded bridge?”

  82. Auto Pince Nez! I think that Tear Stained Eye refers to the Mississippi overflowing.

    Songs about the Mississippi could be it’s own LMS. There’s Tennessee Plates by John Hiatt “They crossed the Mississippi like an oil slick fire…”

  83. Led Zep’s re-work of “When The Levee Breaks”

  84. bostonhistorian

    The Louvin Brothers, “The River of Jordan”

  85. Misty Morning, Albert Bridge – the Pogues

  86. Ferry Cross The Mersey – Gerry & The Pacemakers

  87. Good one, BrettSounds, and welcome to the show! I’m so geographically challenged that I didn’t know the Mersey was a river.

    BrettSounds is (currently) Last Man Standing!

  88. plasticsun

    Black River Swamp – Link Wray (singing and sounding not unlike Van Morrison)

  89. The Inmates’ version of “Dirty Water,” which is about the Thames rather than the Charles.

  90. alexmagic

    Blitzen Trapper’s “Black River Killer”, which I am choosing to enter now as a reminder that I’m holding out a true masterpiece to play at a later hour.

  91. cherguevara

    Duran Duran – Rio
    Her name is Rio and she dances on the sand
    Just like that river twisting through a dusty land

    I never understood that song.

  92. dry river – Dave Alvin and the Chipmunks

  93. cherguevara

    XTC – Millions
    “He bake you golden like the Yangtse mud.”

  94. “River Run” The Radiators. Although it is probably about the Mississippi since they are from the Crescent City.

  95. cherguevara

    Starsailor – The Thames

  96. Sufjan Stevens – Alanson, Crooked River

    (I’ve been there. It’s a lovely in Northern lower Michigan.)

  97. A lovely river, that is.

  98. Dennis Wilson: River Song

  99. cherguevara

    The Band – Amazon River of Dreams.

  100. 2000 Man

    I love that album. Nothing but super awesome on it, if you ask me.

  101. bostonhistorian

    Chris deBurgh “Don’t Pay the Ferryman”

  102. cherguevara

    Oh man, there’s a song I forgot about that I never needed to remember.

  103. plasticsun

    Okolona River Bottom Band by Bobbie Gentry. I believe that as I am on the West Coast, I am the last man awake and standing.

  104. The Cowsills – River Blue

  105. tonyola

    Wrong Side of the River – Mott the Hoople

  106. bostonhistorian

    Yeah, it popped into my head when someone mentioned Styx earlier in the thread.

  107. bostonhistorian

    Burning Spear “Jordan River”

  108. mockcarr

    There’s an Irish folk song done by many – The Ferryman – about the Liffey

  109. cherguevara

    That was me. Styx and Chris deBurgh, both deserving of obscurity.

  110. bostonhistorian

    Oh I know it was you.

  111. “River’s Gonna Rise” David + David. Love that Boomtown record.

  112. cherguevara

    Peter Tosh’s “Legalize It” mentions the River Ganges, except he spells it “Ganja.” I guess geography isn’t his strong suit.

  113. The Pogues – “The Broad Majestic Shannon”

  114. Old Man River by The Jeff Beck Group with Rod singing. Bleech, does that stink. I disqualify myself.

  115. Bob Dylan – “Shenandoah”

  116. Paul Simon – Peace Like A River

  117. Sugar Magnolia – Grateful Dead

    “Saw my baby down by the river, knew she’d have to come up soon for air…”
    and
    “We can discover the wonders of nature, rolling in the rushes down by the riverside.”

  118. Don Covay – “Have Mercy” (also covered by The Rolling Stones)

    “But if you leave me baby
    Girl if you put me down
    I’m gonna make it to the nearest river child
    And jump overboard and drown
    That’s right…”

  119. Uh, does this mean I’m LMS on this thread?

  120. Can anyone ever really be assured that they are the Last Man Standing?

  121. Only on the rare thread that has a cap. This one, like many others, has been left open. My guess is that in 2014 chergeuvara will go back and “top off” every old LMS. He’s a wily one!

  122. Oh well, I guess that bottle of Dom Pérignon ’59 isn’t gonna be cracked tonight after all .

  123. alexmagic

    You kidding me? I still have multiple entries left for this one, including the most important song about rivers in the history of modern music. For now: XTC, River of Orchids

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