May 162007
 

You know the drill. I’ll start:

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  • C*nts and Hoses
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  30 Responses to “Last Man Standing: “Wacky Pack” Band Names”

  1. Mr. Moderator

    Solo artist entry: Barry Manheblows

  2. meanstom

    Feart

  3. hrrundivbakshi

    Townsman Meanstom offers:

    “Feart”

    I say:

    Now THAT’s funny! I suspect it has something to do with the spelling.

  4. hrrundivbakshi

    Stevie Blunder

    Fairysmith

  5. Mr. Moderator

    The Poo-Poo Dolls

  6. mockcarr

    Crack Hag

    Beach Buoys

    Album titles for the Clash:

    Give Em Enough Dope
    London Balling
    Combat Cock
    Cut the Cheese

  7. mockcarr

    Vanfulla Sludge

  8. mockcarr

    Lead Zeppole

  9. mockcarr

    Grandmaster Bates

  10. guided by beatles
    dinabore jr.
    the shite stripes
    blowasis
    selloutica
    the crapture
    david blowie

  11. hrrundivbakshi

    Smokey Robinson and the Faruncles

  12. hrrundivbakshi

    Mockcarr sez:

    “Vanfulla Sludge”

    The judges say:

    So far, you’re winning the Vintage Wacky Pack Spirit Award with that entry!

  13. hrrundivbakshi

    Ray, Dave, Mick and Pete: The Stinks!

  14. Mr. Moderator

    Pillco

  15. Stynx

  16. Mr. Moderator

    I think Stynx takes the lead, Hrrundi, especially because it’s so apt a commentary on the real band.

  17. sammymaudlin

    AC/Feces
    Penesis
    Depeche Camode
    Tom Petty and The Fartbreakers
    Stevie Ray Yawn
    Bachman Turner Overrated
    The Doodie Brothers
    Bob Seger

  18. general slocum

    Philly’s own:
    Slo-Blo
    Baby Blame-Fed
    Nixon’s Shed
    The Ben Vereen Combo
    The Kidz [sic]
    Autumn Cannot-Sell
    The Pooters
    Flutter-by Ho’

    I won’t follow the impulse, but doesn’t BTO have to involve Turn’er Over somehow?

    Eric Claptoff, at least since his acoustic blues revival.
    The “Smell It” Wonderhound
    Bob Dylletante
    Axl Rosenfeld
    Alice Stupor
    King Crams-In
    Kurt Co-Vain and Nirvanity

    Then the whole category of bands that have somehow included their own joke already: Hole, Queen, the Fugs, Ween, Korn – Is it just harder to make a joke out of one syllable without a graphic to support it?

  19. Keep going, General! I commission you to come up with a derogatory name for every band from Philly! Bands from Philly are used to being treated like sports teams from Philly. Good stuff.

  20. Mr. Moderator

    Mud Gets ‘n Ears

  21. sammymaudlin

    Mott the Poophole

  22. BigSteve

    Shitcago

  23. BigSteve

    The English Beat Off

  24. BigSteve

    The Peegles

  25. BigSteve

    The Sucks P:istols

  26. BigSteve

    The Alan Parsons Projectile Diarrhea

  27. BigSteve

    The Electric Shite Orchestra

  28. BigSteve

    The Tyrds

  29. 2000 Man

    R.E. Blow ChunkWagon

    Piss

    Gurney

  30. hrrundivbakshi

    Man, I don’t know how this episode of Wacky Pack Band Name LMS made it back to the front of our collective cerebella, but I’m glad it did. I was just going through some of the entries from a few months ago, and, DAMN, but they’re funny!

    Hard to pick a fave, but “Feart” is still way up there for me.

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