Jan 242012
A recent comment by ladymisskirroyale from this past week’s Saturday Night Shut-In got me thinking about what our long-discussed, long-awaited, direly-needed President of Rock’s Cabinet might look like. Two positions may be filled from the outset. See what you think, and see if you can help us select the future appointees of our eventual President of Rock’s Cabinet.
- Secretary of the Interior: Adrian Belew
- Secretary of Defense: Skunk Baxter
- Secretary of State:
- Attorney General:
- Secretary of Agriculture:
- Secretary of Commerce:
- Secretary of Labor:
- Secretary of Health and Human Services:
- Secretary of Housing and Urban Development:
- Secretary of Transportation:
- Secretary of Energy:
- Secretary of Veterans Affairs:
- Secretary of Homeland Security:
•Secretary of Agriculture — John Mellencamp
Secretary of Commerce: Gene Simmons
Secretary of State: David Byrne
Secretary of Labor: Seger!
Secretary of Labor: Seger
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development: Suggs
Secretary of Veteran Affairs: Brown Mark from The Revolution
Secretary of Energy: Rollins
Attorney General: Ruben Blades. He has a masters in international law from Harvard. He’s not a U.S. citizen though, so even if he isn’t barred from taking the post, his nomination will be a political hot potato, in which case I suggest Mike Connell the guitar player from the Connells or Greg Demos from Guided by Voices, both of whom are practicing attorneys.
Secretary of Labor should be James Brown, the hardest working man in show business.
•Secretary of Homeland Security: Ted Nugent
C’mon that’s a no-brainer.
Secretary of Health and Human Services: Sly Stone
Secretary of Veterans’ Affairs: Elvis Presley
I nominate Kristofferson for Sec of VA, Randy Newman Atty Gen, Rivers Cuomo Sec. of Ed, Aimee Mann Sec of State, and Sammy Hagar Sec of Transportation
aloha
LD
Secretary of War – Edwin Starr
Secretary of Health and Human Services – Iggy Pop. “Kids, do drugs and you’ll look like me.”
Secretary of Homeland Security: Ted Nugent.
I dunno, I think compared to your average 65 yr. old American male, Iggy’s in pretty good physical condition.
Secretary of Agriculture: Willie Nelson
Secretary of Veterans Affairs: Bruce Springsteen
Secretary of Homeland Security: Anyone BUT Ted Nugent!
Yes, but Iggy still has a face that could curdle milk and peel wallpaper at 100 paces. Only Keith Richards can match him in the visible-past-damage department.
All good so far:
Transportation: Mitch Ryder
H. U. D.: Chuck D.
Is there still a Bureau of American Indian Affairs? If so: Mark Lindsey
Dept. of Labor – Kristin Hersh. Hasn’t she had like 4 or 5 kids now? And her songs often voice what difficult work it is to be a mom.
And for Dept. of Health and Human Services – Pamela Des Barres
Secretary of State – John Lennon
Secretary of Energy – Angus Young
Secretary of Agriculture – Robert Plant (Fiona Apple as Deputy)
Attorney General – Junior Brown
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_wLVCLPx0M
I’m thinking a different angle on Transportation – Jimi Hendrix
Housing and Urban Development – John Mellencamp (something about those little pink houses)
Secretary of Love – Barry white
Homeland Security – Commander Cody
Secretary of Commerce – 50 Cent
Secretary of Labor – Colin Hay
Health and Human Services – Dr. John
Excellent choice, LMK. Doesn’t Mo Tucker have a brood of kids as well?
Angus Young, AC/DC, energy. Get it?
Colin hay, Men at Work, labor. Get it?
I though for sure I’d get a rise out of those.
I think Angus Young is perfect for that job.
gregg: ‘different angle on transportation’ – bwahahahahahaaaaa