Among the keys to a great Rock Squeeze are the following:
- Soft looks and flowing hair
- At least a seeming lack of possessiveness
- The capacity to party with not only her man but her man’s bandmates
- A public profile that is as mysterious as her photographed image is well known.
In other words, the Rock Squeeze should be all woman, totally supportive of her boy-genius man, and keep her mouth shut/not spend too much time on her own career. The supermodel/actress types that the likes of Mick Jagger and Rod Stewart have been known to tote don’t cut it. No one goes “ooh” or “ahh” when they saw pictures of Mick and Jerry Hall. You may have had some strong thoughts regarding Jerry and Britt Eckland, but they probably weren’t of the sweetly romantic variety.
Sadly, there aren’t many rock wives, in the traditional sense of “mate,” who are thought of anywhere near as highly as these Rock Squeezes. Are there any? Once or twice in a rock nerd’s life we’ve found ourselves appreciating the loving gaze of Yoko and her man, but quickly we’re back to seeking opportunities for cutting up on the woman as punishment for her role in breaking up The Beatles. And Linda McCartney? That woman couldn’t catch a break during her lifetime with Paul, which by all accounts was as sweet and idyllic as any marriage in rock. Even in death, and following Paul’s disastrous marriage to Heather Mills, Linda continues to be a butt of jokes.
Still my all-time favorite Dylan album.
Mad props to the Townsperson who added Jane Asher to the poll! Can you imagine how much better McCartney’s Cool Cred would have been had he stuck with her then, maybe, moved onto her sister? All that domestic bliss with Linda did as much damage to his Cool Cred as did the Granny songs.
I’m guessing that Courtney Love doesn’t fit into this category. Or Nancy Spungen. Or Pamela Anderson. All I can think of are counter-examples.
And btw Suze Rotolo has recently come out of the shadows and published a memoir of her time with Dylan. Here’s a Salon review: http://www.salon.com/books/review/2008/04/26/rotolo/index.html?source=rss&aim=/books/review
I think she was briefly in the No Direction Home documentary too.
Why doesn’t Nancy fit?
Is she known for anything besides being a “woman known in rock circles for nothing other than her role as a girlfriend of a rock star”?
Confession: I wanted to add Jane to the poll but someone already had (t-vox, i’m looking in your direction!).
Rather than vote for Jane, I added Nancy.
I think Nancy fits, at least as an Anti-Squeeze. Courtney Love, Joni Mitchell, Joan Baez, and other women with their own public careers do not count. The Rock Squeeze has to support the fantasy of the submissive, supportive, doe-eyed girlfriend of one’s middle school fantasies.
It goes without saying that if any of us actually had such a Rock Squeeze when we needed one we wouldn’t be hanging around here.
I didn’t think Nancy fit because Rock Squeezes are supposed to be supportive not destructive. And I don’t think “at least a seeming lack of possessiveness” fits either.
I could be wrong, BigSteve. I turned off that Sid and Nancy movie about 30 minutes into it. I personally dislike the concept of the anti-squeeze, but I was trying to be liberal in allowing her. I figured that Nancy was at least supportive of Sid’s destruction.
I added Jane Asher – she could have elevated the Squeeze artform, taken it to a new level if they’d lasted longer. I bet Lennon was secretly happy when they broke up, because sticking around with Asher long enough might have transferred both the cool cred and the Smart One cred from Lennon to McCartney, possibly through a strategic media campaign of having Paul photographed outside plays in London wearing his glasses and the occasional scarf. Would have changed the game.
You’re so right, Alexmagic! Piercing analyses, as always.
Mad props to the Jeanine St. Hubbins write-in vote on the poll, but I’m not sure that she’s Rock Squeeze material. She’s in the domineering camp, wouldn’t you say?
Like Anita Pallenberg, Patti Boyd was a serial Rock Squeeze. And Keith’s current wife Patti Hansen is a former willowy model.
“Winona Forever”
Do Gwynneth Paltrow or Kate Hudson qualify? Lisa Bonet was a cool squeeze for Lenny Kravitz, back in the day. I have actresses on my mind, obviously…
Yeah, I’m not counting Hansen, and I think Boyd was way too out in the public with “Layla” and whatnot. I’m not sure she’s got the necessary “comforting” credentials. She was hot, but that’s another matter.
Although Pallenberg was a serial Rock Squeeze, I think she brought a lot of comfort and support to her men. Look at those two photos I posted of her. Look at how she adapted her Look to suit each Stone.
Winona, Gwynneth, Kate, Lisa Bonet, and Laura Dern have their own thing going. They’ve got a high public profile. The Rock Squeeze I have tried to define is known ONLY for her role as a Rock Squeeze. Would anyone outside the UK past a certain date know who Jane Asher was if not for her time on Paul’s arm? To this day she’s part of Beatles mythology. Without that stint as a Rock Squeeze, what was she, a pretty girl of good breeding? Celebrities and fellow musicians do not count here.
Should we now have a scholarly discussion on Bebe Buell? Didn’t CREEM teach us anything?
What gives, db, sour grapes that Winona was rejected? You really expect us to be distracted from our mission here as we turn our magazines sideways?
I myself would be thoroughly pleased to have a scholarly discussion on Bebe Buell. I’d have her circa 1975 as Special Guest Panelist and then conveniently forget to invite anybody else.
How about Paulina Porizkova?
BigSteve, that is a GREAT one. Kudos!
Paulina was certainly known for more than being Mrs. Ric. Are we supposed to nominate Christie Brinkley, too?
In punk rock terms — granted, those are loopy and bizarro-world type terms — Nancy was the most supportive rock squeeze we could possibly imagine.
No one has mentioned Ray Davies’s gal, Rasa, whose backing vox grace some of the sweetest tunes in the Kinks canon.
She was his *wife*, Sat – and Ray’s eventual disdain for her is well known. Ball and chain!
Plus, being well-known for being beautiful — and then being well-known for being ill-matched in beauty points when compared to your rock star boyfriend — is acceptable here. I would think. That’s not much of an *accomplishment*.
Fair enough on Rasa, HVB.
But I still say *no way* on Paulina.
You downplay her achievement.
She made quite a name for herself in a racket so fiercely competetive that it makes the rock biz look like Sesame Street.
And there were definitely more places in the world where she would be recognized before him if the two were seen in public.
Us rock-centric American nerds forget that the rest of the world doesn’t see things like us.
In short, Paulina was a world renowned super model.
She’s gotta be dq’d on the basis of having her own well established high profile career. I’ll defer to the mod, of course, but her identity is certainly not wrapped up in, or dependent upon his.
Neither was Jane Asher’s for that matter, completely dependent upon Paul’s.
Also, HVB, if you don’t think modeling is hard work, I will show you what the fashion majors (those who aspire to the catwalk in particular) at the art college where I teach have to go through just to come close to the opportunity.
I was wondering how many of the women being mentioned had made significant names as models and whether we were overlooking that–not that I have any definitive answers here.
Jane Asher and Anita P were models too. One reason they were less famous than their boyfriends was that they were a few of the most famous guys in the world at the time. Sliding the scale on Ocasek’s fame isn’t fair.
There’s a basic problem with the premise. For us to even be aware of the Rock Squeeze, she has to have a certain level of fame. If she does, she’s disqualified for having too high a profile. There are presumably hundreds of RS’s we know nothing about.
Listen, Paulina was a Supermodel in the age of Supermodels, that is, when regular people knew the names of those people. At least in the US, Jane Asher and Anita Pallenberg were not well known in everyday circles the way, say, Twiggy would be a few years later. They were pretty women from Europe, that’s all. There was no Supermodel scene that regular folks would have been following.
Here’s what I’m trying to get at: we know of these Anita Pallenberg/Mountain Girl types – and we think we know something about them as we’ve seen them in countless photos with their men – but we know little. They did little in the public eye apart from their men. You didn’t know what their voice sounded like. You didn’t know what they might have been thinking. We have no knowledge of them collaborating with their men. They fulfill some vague fantasy. They’re the rock ‘n roll guy’s equivalent of unicorns or Ken dolls. If they’ve achieved this fame almost SOLELY for being a rock star’s girlfriend – and if they meet most of the other criteria I listed – I think they are clearly set apart from the celebrity arm candy that’s out there.
Surely, as the mod suggests, these things need reviewing on a case by case basis.
And in Paulina’s case, had a major career (and considerable public recognition, regardless of Ric’s fame) before ever even being linked to him. Even I knew who she was before she started dating Ric.
I don’t see how she could possibly fit the parameters of this very important category of rock culture and will not rest until my points are accepted.
this is the stuff that really matters.
This is just me, but I had no idea who Paulina was then and still don’t really. And I find it hard to consider being tall and having an eating disorder a “career.” But that’s just me.
this debate is hilarious, btw.
I really don’t give a crap one way or the other, Steve, in case you couldn’t read the sarcasm in my last “I will not rest” missive.
But this thread is becoming interesting. Our answers, and support of them, reveal alot about what we know of the cultural sphere, which is ultimately a reflection of our interests. But it also reveals our gender biases and tastes.
For example, since I was a horny teenager in the mid 80s, I had known about her for awhile before they were linked in gossip circles. She was in Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue in 1983, on the cover in 1984 and 85….the cover of Playboy followed in ’87. She didn’t marry Ric Ocasek in 1989.
So *of course* my impression is different than yours.
Of course I don’t think Paulina even comes close to having done “little in the public eye apart from her man”. Nor would I think she achieved fame for “solely being a rock star’s girlfriend.”
Depending on who we are and where we grew up, we could be having the same argument about whether or not Jane Asher qualifies. She was a moderately famous actress *in England*. She had a number of English film credits to her name that pre-date the Beatles success and reach back into the mid 1950s. So I’m sure many Brits knew who she was before she was linked to Paul. Our assessment of her as “rock squeeze” within the parameters described by the mod, and quoted above, could be seen as anachronistic in the their eyes.
And at the other end of the spectrum, there are those people (none of them on RTH) who “had no idea who Yoko was” before she was hooked up with John.
Everybody brings a different form of information to the table….Pretty interesting stuff….
Let’s stop dodging the issue here. Only one person mentioned in this thread ever shot Tom Selleck in the ass with an arrow. If the merits of having the lead role in a delightful comedic romp like Her Alibi don’t disqualify Paulina Porizkova, we are no longer speaking the same language and I will remove myself from this debate and ask that my previous comment in this post be deleted.
disqualified!!!!
And what about her wonderful children’s book, “The Adventures of Ralphie Roach”?
It’s available for .39 on Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/Adventures-Ralphie-Roach-Paulina-Porizkova/dp/0385424027
How about Tom Waits’ wife, Kathleen Brennan? She has become his partner, and who can imagine what it’s like to be married to him? It boggles the mind.
I always figured Tom was quite normal in private. His persona seems such a put on to me…such an exaggeration.
But if he really is like that all the time, then yeah: it does boggle the mind!
Tom and Kathleen have three kids. Having him as a dad seems equally mind-boggling, but it might actually be pretty cool. I think his oldest son played on one of his recent records.
Anybody know how many ounces each of their children weighed at birth? Inquiring minds need this information immediately…
Tom Waits’ son played drums on tour with him when I saw him two summers ago. I think he still lives up in Petaluma CA, a few hours north of San Francisco, and I’ve always heard that he’s really sort of a down to earth family man kind of guy notwithstanding his hijinks as a bachelor in the 70’s or his current wacky persona.
He’s touring again this spring/summer by the way.
I bumped into Tom Waits a few times when I lived in San Francisco, once on X-mas eve in front of City Lights books with his son (who was about fourteen and in skater wear). The shock was always how healthy he looked: tall and fit, cleared-eyed and charismatic. It seemed obvious the unwieldy drunk thing was an act. I paid him my highest compliment, which is to look the other way and give the guy some peace.
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Confession: I wanted to add Jane to the poll but someone already had (t-vox, i’m looking in your direction!).
Not me. I’m in the Patty Boyd/Marianne Faithful camp. Jane always seemed a bit prim and high-society for me.
Jane Asher would never have dropped acid right before appearing in a stage production. Faithful didn’t have a issue with that, apparently.
Real rock stars don’t let their ladies drop acid on their behalf! I loves, ya, Tvox, but let’s get real here. Jane is TOTALLY your kind of rock squeeze. OK, not the high society part. Whoever assumed that of you, even if wrong in assuming that you posted that write in, was correct in spirit. And there’s no shame in any of us squeezing prim and high-society Jane!
And there’s no shame in any of us squeezing prim and high-society Jane!
To each his own. Me and Patty are headed out for a night on the town. Let me know how it works out for you and Jane.
Speaking of Tom Waits, some of you might find this loooooong ‘self-interview’ Waits recently put up on his label’s website;
http://www.antilabelblog.com/?p=288#more-288
I’m not sure it sheds much light on his relative normalcy, but it’s quite amusing. I’m trying not to be mad at Tom because he’s just decided to play a concert in Mobile only after I moved far away.