1. “That dreamy Herbert Von Karajan really puts the ohhhhhhh in ‘Ode to Joy’!”
2. “What say we lower these Union Jacks to half mast, mates, eh?”
3. “I’ll get Peter in a headlock and muss his hair whilst you break Gordon’s glasses, right?”
3) Tom asks “Wait a minute. I believe it when you said that your a bull fighter… buuuuut since when does New York host bullfights!?! Come on, what’s going on here? Marilyn’s waiting for me.”
Photo 1: “Bob Seger is so dreamy…”
Photo 2: “No, Mutt Lange said we must dress like this to properly do our guest vocals on that Cars song ‘Hello Again.'”
Photo 3: “You see, Jonesy, the plan is to go to Vegas, become a joke, then come back and become hip. We’ll call it ‘The Vegas Gene’…”
TB
1. “Vinyl Fetishist”
2. “The Arms Race”
3. “I forget, are we gay or just British?”
1: “What could possibly get him in the mood?”
2: “Hey boys, do flagpoles go with those Union Jacks?”
3. Which one carries the bags, which one flags the taxi?
2. Def Leppard, seen in a production still for the band’s unreleased, Help!-esque comedy film romp, Nine Arms To Hold You.
1. I like my records like I like my men: black and 78.
2. Oh, I thought you said we looked like FLAGS!
3. We’ll be the kings of this Jiminy Cricket convention.
Like!
1. “I’m sorry, but Rage Against The Machine on vinyl just makes me sleepy.”
2. “I guess you’ll just have to trust me that I really do have three limbs and a torso back there.”
3. Chris Noth says to Tom: “You’re such a Carrie”
1. Wake me up when it’s my version of Candle in the Wind .
2. No, there’s nothing wrong with being called the Union Jackoffs…
3. “Tom, I think you’ll find this cutaway blazer encourages easier access for the ladies.”
“Are you daft, man? I can’t keep the birds off of it as it is! Hey, when did Jackie Gleason join the service?”
1. “That dreamy Herbert Von Karajan really puts the ohhhhhhh in ‘Ode to Joy’!”
2. “What say we lower these Union Jacks to half mast, mates, eh?”
3. “I’ll get Peter in a headlock and muss his hair whilst you break Gordon’s glasses, right?”
1) I got the music, the wine, and I was more then in the mood but…(yawn)…. where did Tom Jones go to now?
Cher, your #1 is #1
3) Tom asks “Wait a minute. I believe it when you said that your a bull fighter… buuuuut since when does New York host bullfights!?! Come on, what’s going on here? Marilyn’s waiting for me.”
1 and 2—outstanding!
me too
I humbly suggest that those photos should be/could have been the original cover art for the following albums:
1. Comet Gain’s “Broken Record Prayers.”
2. PJ Harvey’s “Let England Shake.”
3. Curtis Mayfield’s “Superfly.”
1. You said we could stop after side 3.
2. Australia’s “Def Leppard”
3. Andy Samberg and Bill Hader in “The Sydney Greenstreet Story”
1 – Marilyn! I told you! Don’t hold my Eddie Albert records like that! Sheesh!
2 – Hey, check it out. I can make the bottom flag 3-D.
3 – Did he say “A three hour cruise?” That sounds lovely!
1.) Kevin Rowland, we hardly knew ye.
The Gleason comment is funny, dude.
1) Marilyn! Do not put that left hand back on the record
1) Marilyn, let’s get you out of that nightgown and into bed. Jack and Booby will be here any minute.
Bobby ! dammit
Nothing like having to go back to fix a typo in a lousy joke
A “typo?” I think more was at play in your typing that wrong but appropriate name.
Pink Freud indeed. 🙂