Oct 082008
 

Until Townsman Diskojoe mentioned it, I’m not sure that I knew former Boston Red Sox hope and tragic hero Tony Conigliaro had a singing career. I immediately sought out an example of his recorded works and found this, “When You Take More Than You Give”, a totally respectable slice of ’60s dinner theater pop. This song wouldn’t be out of place on one of HVB’s Thrifty Music hauls. Check it out!

I think this calls for a Battle Royale: Can you find a recording by a professional athlete that tops this record by Tony C? The likes of Garth Brooks, who has taken batting practice in spring training, do not count! The recordings of Rock Town Hall members who played in their phavorite team’s Phantasy Camp also do not count! If possible, please post links to any decent track you might find. Thanks!

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Aug 182008
 

So there I was, perched on the edge of the porcelain convenience, veins popping out of my forehead, heaving and straining to dislodge a particularly hideous agglomerate of Indian food, chile relleno, and soft-serv ice cream. I shifted back and forth nervously on the seat, pressed my elbows against my knees, and with one final, purple-faced cry towards the heavens, “ngggrrrgggghhhh…ALEX LIFESON!!!,” it was done.

As the sweat dripped off my brow, I turned to contemplate my peanut-studded masterwork, floating placidly in the water below. Then, like a bolt of lightning, two thoughts smashed together in my mind: one, Mod’s recent Last Man Standing challenge to find unlikely movie stars in rock videos; and two, my cry for help to Mr. Lifeson in my hour of need. My mind raced back to a video that, while not appropriate for Mr. Mod’s challenge, inspired me to post.

I ask this question of you: Can you think of a musical collaboration stranger than this one?

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1vy53

Make sure you hang around until mile marker 0:59 to see what I’m talking about here.

I look forward to your responses.

HVB

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Jun 272008
 

The Stones had an easy time of things against Rod Stewart, if you ask me. I think I would very grudgingly concede Get Your Ya-Ya’s Out as a tie, but probably not if you really pushed me. One thing I learned is that Rod and the Faces are great once in awhile, but every day gets boring pretty quickly. I wasn’t expecting that. I thought I liked them more. Maybe that’s why I have such a low tolerance for bands like The Black Crowes.

Anyway, I think while mopping up after the fight, I’ve found some things worth keeping from the winners. Sure, they’re just sweaty towels and discarded paper cups, but I think they’re worth checking out. Cleaning up in an early round, I found a towel outside the ring, and when I wrung it out I found a song called “Criss Cross” that could replace any of the slow songs on Goat’s Head Soup and make things better.

The Rolling Stones, “Criss Cross”

I also found a paper cup with “Waiting on My Friend”, which would one day bring Mick Taylor an unexpected royalty check. He had to sue the band for the lifetime supply of Twinkies.

The Rolling Stones, “Waiting on My Friend”

I also found an unused roll of tape called “Living in the Heart of Love”. I really like this one. I like how Keith’s vocals are different from whatever Mick is singing. It’s jarring, but it’s cool.

The Rolling Stones, “Living in the Heart of Love”

I know that everyone says that Vinyl Rules, man! But here’s an example of one of the limitations of the medium. This round had to be cut short because lp’s generally lose it sonically over that 45 minute mark. That and people weren’t sure that the Stones’ generally white audience would like a slow funk song like “Fingerprint File” was originally recorded. So they sped it up, and we get a slightly Chipmunky Mick Jagger.

The Rolling Stones, “Fingerprint File”

The Rolling Stones, “Fingerprint File (slower version)”

The second version is supposedly from the original acetate. Pretty cool, huh?

And to shed a little light on BigSteve’s comments about “It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll” and its video, supposedly Mick and Ronnie were at Ronnie’s house and Mick had the idea for the song. They worked on it, together with David Bowie. Kenny Jones was called in later and did drums to make it better (he lived closer than Charlie). It was given to Keith to check out, and Keith wiped every electric guitar Ronnie put on the tape. Rumor has it that the video is Ronnie’s original demo. I think it’s one of the best records the Stones have ever made. They’ve botched it live every time, but the record itself is just perfect.

The Rolling Stones, “It’s Only Rock ‘n Roll (video version)”

There’s plenty more, but for now this will give you a nice look at what was happening outside the ring.

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Jun 262008
 


This is the moment you’ve been waiting for: judgment day – and more importantly the end of the painful, pathetic, final rounds of what started out, just a week ago, a fierce Battle Royale of possibly mind-blowing proportions. I don’t know about you, but I feel completely drained, wasted, like Rod and his nipple slip.

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