The Nuremberg Rock Crimes Commission announced today that the charges against Sting, Rod Stewart, and Bryan Adams for Rock Crimes in association with their participation in a 1993 collaboration on a song and video for the soundtrack of The Three Muskateers were settled out of court.
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Monday, February 19, rock musicians Sting, Rod Stewart, and Bryan Adams were arraigned on several counts of Rock Crimes for their participation in the 1993 collaboration on a song and video for the soundtrack of The Three Muskateers. Sting and Stewart turned themselves into authorities on their own recognizance. Adams was arrested while causing a disturbance at an in-store appearance by alt-country rocker Ryan Adams.
Although formal charges have not yet been released, it has been reported that they include faux introductions and loitering on a video set; unexplained wardrobe changes; abuse of knowing glances, backslaps, and high-note lean-backs; impersonating an art-school girl in a skirt and leggings (Sting); impersonating a musician pretending to play an interesting bass part (Sting); and inappropriate contact with a lesser celebrity.
A trial date will be announced later this week. The trial will be conducted live on Rock Town Hall. Attorneys for the artists issued no comment other than a reminder of the upcoming tour dates by the reunited Police.
Fresh off The Police’s blockbuster reunion at the GRAMMYS and subsequent announcement of a North American tour, Sting, Rod Stewart, and Bryan Adams were indicted by the Rock Crimes Commission at Rock Town Hall for their part in the 1993 collaboration on “All For Love”, which appeared in the soundtrack to the movie The Three Musketeers. The single reached #1 on the US charts, but the collaborators and their numerous Rock Crimes managed to duck the law until the discovery of the above video, as posted on YouTube by Raducanu90.
Attorneys for the musicians issued “No comment.” Prosecutors promised details in the coming week, but would not comment further until the defendants had turned themselves into authorities.
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