Aug 072009
 

Some of you may recall my work in exposing the so-called Charlie Watts hoax. Considering that the beats on Stones records have long been among my favorite beats of all time, I’ve always been disappointed whenever I hear the Stones play these same songs live. It’s easy to point the finger at Mick Jagger for his shucking and jiving, which probably takes away from his already-limited ability to deliver the songs in his highly effective, super-cool, studio “head” voice, but I think Watts is the real culprit in the Stones rarely sounding – to me – like the supposed great live band that their vast team of publicists has spent 35 years promoting. The tempos are usually too slow, even by the standards of the original studio recordings. This breaks one of rock’s most important unwritten rules of live performance, that is, that tempos should be sped up by at least 20%. Watts rarely throws in the trademark fills that “he” has crafted on the studio recordings. For a band whose best work on record is driven by the drummer’s efficient beats (regardless of who the actual drummer might be), live Watts has to work his ass off to sound like your kid brother sitting in with your band on drums for a song or two before your real drummer shows up for rehearsal.
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Jul 062009
 

Townsman Chickenfrank‘s excellent coulda-woulda-shoulda enhancement of the BTO/pizza guy myth has me thinking there are more interesting Rock tales yet to be told — and I’m betting YOU have the creative writing talent to tell them! The general idea is simple: find a noteworthy sound or sight from Rock history and explain it in a sensational fashion that virtually guarantees the Internet will pick it up and run with it. Actual, true stories are discouraged. References to BTO and pizza gain you extra points.

Here are a few sights and sounds that could use more interesting explanations. You may also, of course, furnish your own:

1. Paul McCartney‘s bare feet on the Abbey Road cover
2. The distorted guitar in “You Really Got Me”
3. The false start in The Clash‘s “Wrong ‘Em Boyo”
4. What Led Zeppelin were *really* doing with that fish and that groupie in Seattle
5. Why “Cocksucker Blues” was never released — i.e., the stuff nobody has ever seen

I look forward to your responses.

HVB

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May 292009
 

Big Star, 1972: Can someone mess up that coffee table?

Even those Townspeople bold enough to choose one, in our current poll, between the first two Big Star albums, #1 Record and Radio City, would probably agree that both albums are fine additions to any rock fan’s collection. But simply choosing is not enough, and as a Townsperson you know it!

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Jan 232009
 

Today’s double-shot jam and tale of uncharacteristic Stones jams and heavenly visions come courtesy of Townsman 2000 Man, Rock Town Hall’s resident Stones expert. I think you’ll dig it. Take it away, 2K!!!

I think everyone here probably understands that I think The Rolling Stones are pretty great. They may not have made their name as a JAMuary kind of band, but they can stretch out a little now and then. Their most famous jam is probably the second half of “Can’t You Hear Me Knocking,” where legend has it that Mick Taylor just never quit playing and a short, to the point rocker turned into a 7-minute song. The Stones also lay claim to being the first rock n’ roll band to break the 10-minute mark with “Going Home,” way back in 1966. Whether or not they were successful with either song is open for debate. I never minded that “Going Home” was so long, but I always kind of wished that “Can’t You Hear Me Knocking” would have wrapped up a lot sooner with the song just kind of falling apart.

Live, The Stones have been a whole ‘nother story. They went from a band that played 20-minute shows on a package tour to being the first band to drag their own sound and light shows across the country to make sure everything came out “just so.” Those shows lasted over an hour and The Stones managed to keep audiences waiting literally for hours for them to finally come out at 1:00 AM to start their show. These shows were more like the shows newer bands in 1969 were playing, and the audiences wanted more than a 20-minute adrenaline rush. They wanted to hear some musicianship. Fortunately The Stones didn’t usually just drag out a 2- or 3-minute idea into 10 minutes of blues noodling. Rather, they wrote some longer songs.

For a Stonesy contribution to the first JAMuary installment, I picked two well-known songs from Let It Bleed as they were played on the 1973 European Tour. These are from a radio broadcast of the Brussels show, and this is probably considered the “best” concert The Stones ever did by a whole lot of their fans. Partly because it sounds like a million bucks and in the day of the vinyl bootleg it was probably the most copied bootleg of any band, and certainly one of the best sounding boot lps ever. At this show “Midnight Rambler” is about twice as long as the original studio version, and “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” is about 5 minutes longer (minus the choir, so they must have found something else to do!).

The Rolling Stones, “Midnight Rambler”

I used to go to a great party in Ohio City every year. Everyone pretty much knew the host, and hardly anyone knew anyone else. There was chicken and ribs and tons of beer, so people got to know each other really well over the years. Inside the house, by the stereo, was a framed sleeve from the Sticky Fingers album with the picture of the band. Stuck into the upper corner was a button the owner bought from a parking lot vendor from Keith’s CNIB benefit concert in Canada. It was a picture of Keith and it said, “Thanks Canada, We Get to Keep Our Keef” underneath Keith’s trashed visage. I wanted that button real bad, and the guy said I could just have it. I told him I’d trade him a tape for it, and I’d have it at the next party. The next time, I brought that cassette, and he didn’t think I’d remember, but he gave me the button. I had the tape cued up at “Midnight Rambler,” and we blasted it on a nice old Marantz stereo. When it was done, he said, “I think I saw god.” I don’t know if you’ll like it that much but most people seem to really enjoy it. Keith and Mick Taylor sound great on it.

NEXT: You get what you need as well as what you want!
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