Mar 052012
 

Charmin of the Board!

A (long) while ago, we amused ourselves by applying the punny principle behind America’s most beloved free-with-inedible-bubblegum stickers — the “Wacky Packages” of years gone by — to rock band names. To my mind, this was a delightful waste of time — so much so that I’m calling out Mockcarr, Alexmagic, and all our finest punsters to contemplate Wacky-Packed versions of our favorite artists, albums and songs in the soul music canon. I’ll start with a famous soulful song of the ’60s:

  • “Schlock of the Bay”

I look forward to your responses.

HVB

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  48 Responses to “RTH Wacky Packs, Round Two: SOUL!”

  1. mockcarr

    Not coming up with much, this isn’t really my genre.

    Psycho’s Derelict Shack by the Temp Patients?

  2. mockcarr

    There’s no doubt that they would have had “Going to a Goo-Goo” with a wrapper depicting babies playing drums with rattles and the others pretty much bawling and throwing spoonsful of pablum around.

  3. hrrundivbakshi

    I see it now!

  4. hrrundivbakshi

    Songs in the Key of Strife by Stevie Blunder

  5. mockcarr

    Since I Lost My Gravy

    The cartoon Temptations would look very sad indeed as the nearly empty capsized boat gushes off the edge of the dinner table to a puddle on the floor.

  6. “Chain of Stool,” Urethra Franklin

  7. Get Off of My Clown!

  8. mockcarr

    Fly-Specked by Urethra Notthin or Oh-this Redthing

  9. sorry it’s not soul. oops…

  10. mockcarr

    Too many could end in poo,but I’ve Been Loving Poo Too Long cracks me up regardless.

  11. Don’t forget that holiday favorite by Redthing, “I Can’t Burn the Goose”

  12. mockcarr

    Spittin’ Off The Dock Of The Bay

  13. “Green Outputs” Booger T & the M.T. (Sinuses)

  14. hrrundivbakshi

    Bowl Man

  15. hrrundivbakshi

    I Even Ate the Grapevine by Starvin’ Gaye

  16. tonyola

    “(You Make Me Peel Like) A Natural Onion”

  17. tonyola

    “Too Busy Stinking Up My Baby”

  18. mockcarr

    What’d I See

  19. 2000 Man

    Snot Gun by Sham and Dave.

  20. hrrundivbakshi

    Wacky Pince-Nez! That would be “Snot Gun” by Junior Gawker.

  21. Don’t sweat it. As Kurdish Big Wheel and the Sex Sessions once sang, “Keep on Pushin’.”

  22. mockcarr

    Here’s one just for you HVB, Crester Love. I think you know what that picture would look like, a steamin’ pile visible over the water line of the bowl, and Smokey truly acting like it was a miracle!

  23. Happiness Stan

    On an angling theme:

    My Sole Man’s a Dustman by Lonnie Donegan and his mate Salmon Dave

    Hake Me To The River

    Mr Pike-iful

    Sittin’ on the Haddock of the Bay

  24. “Ain’t Been Taught to Beg” by the Dalmatians

  25. hrrundivbakshi

    I like!

  26. hrrundivbakshi

    I also like!

  27. cliff sovinsanity

    A little James Brown for y’all

    Sneeze, Sneeze, Sneeze
    I Feel Goo
    Get Up Off A That Throne

  28. hrrundivbakshi

    I delivered a truly awesome crester the other day, and felt proud. I felt like this dude: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILuqDkiZNVc&feature=related

  29. hrrundivbakshi

    Yes!

  30. cherguevara

    Putrid, by Sam Cooked

  31. hrrundivbakshi

    Nominee for the “Original Spirit” award, celebrating those entries that most closely conform to the style of the original Wacky pack series!

  32. ladymisskirroyale

    Boy humor at it’s finest!

  33. ladymisskirroyale

    Don’t You Worry ‘Bout a String – Kotex Blunder

  34. 2000 Man

    I always mix that one up with “Let Go, I’m Leaving!”

  35. 2000 Man

    Haha! I like that one!

  36. 2000 Man

    Didn’t I Blow Your Mind by The Smellfonics.

    I only seem to remember Wacky Packs about snot.

  37. cherguevara

    And I thought that one might be too obtuse!

  38. cherguevara

    Lipstick Traces (On A Toilet) – The Oh No’Jays

  39. mockcarr

    When A Man Loves a Wet Mop – Percy Sludge

  40. mockcarr

    What Becomes of the Bloke Who Farted? – Trousers Rufflin’

  41. mockcarr

    Booger Wonderland – Break Wind like Fire

  42. hrrundivbakshi

    LOL!

  43. hrrundivbakshi

    Another Original Spirit Award finalist!

  44. I Heard It Through The Drainpipe – Gladyts Shite & The Piss

  45. Infect Yourself – The Pimple Singers

  46. Plop ‘Em Good – Eddie Rhoid

  47. cherguevara

    Beat It – Michael Jacksoff

  48. cherguevara

    I know you’ve all moved on to other threads, but I note that we have no mention of two great tunes:

    Sir Dookey

    and

    Ewww Poop Doo Doo

    Both produced, no doubt, by Dingleberry Gordy.

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